“Son, we need to box some things up around the house and get ready to show the house.”
“BOXES. Boxes to put junk in. Of course, if we don’t need it now, why we want to box it up and take it with us is questionable.”
Where do you get boxes?
“Wal-mart, grocery stores, dumpsters.”
“Sure. I’ve found boxes behind 7-11-type stores before in great condition. Want to come? You need to know how to do this. I’ve done this nine times in just your short life. This is how you get boxes.”
Dumpsters? Dumpster-diving? O-kaayyy.
“I’ll be there in 15 – be ready.”
I’ll be ready as soon as I go ask the Smiths for their leftovers.